Monday, 13 January 2014

sos only (tasmania)



australia—we are one, but we are many states and territories:
  • victoria, 'cultured' (cough), coastal, confusing
  • new south wales, grand, gorgeous, the ultimate tourist go-to
  • australian capital territory, can-'STOP THE BOATS!'-berra
  • queensland, beaches, babes, barramundis
  • northen territory, the heart, blood, and soul
  • south australia, the family member everyone forgets to invite to parties
  • western australia, sharks/attractive people from england; and
  • tasmania, little new zealand,
  • and we all need better broadband.
note to self, do not drink coffee if you want to sleep within 20 hours.