australia—we are one, but we are many states and territories:
- victoria, 'cultured' (cough), coastal, confusing;
- new south wales, grand, gorgeous, the ultimate tourist go-to;
- australian capital territory, can-'STOP THE BOATS!'-berra;
- queensland, beaches, babes, barramundis;
- northen territory, the heart, blood, and soul;
- south australia, the family member everyone forgets to invite to parties;
- western australia, sharks/attractive people from england; and
- tasmania, little new zealand,
- and we all need better broadband.
note to self, do not drink coffee if you want to sleep within 20 hours.